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saddestblogger:

when the only friend you have in a certain class is absent

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briankrakowfanclub:

scaryghoultrash:

parallel lives

why do the good die young

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flextrovert:

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

"Do what you must, for I have already won."

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When a pedestrian is taking forever to cross the street

whatshouldwecallme:

unclefather:

Fuck this baby

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mszombi:

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

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" My anaconda! DON’T!!!! "

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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armadillo:

when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs

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