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Pia, 16, Gold Coast, Australia.
a collection of the things that amuse me
me after running for one minute:i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing

psychiquee:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

(Source: obesealpaca, via shruggin)

me:turns laptop on
laptop:*lights up*
me:baby u light up my world like nobody else

liverpate:

azraeldoesnotdispute:

liverpate:

why am i not a banana

Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.

thanks man

(Source: jesushi, via shruggin)

liverpate:

azraeldoesnotdispute:

liverpate:

why am i not a banana

Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.

thanks man

(Source: jesushi, via shruggin)