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vittyyluvscookies:

unsolicited disney

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

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jonsterzmonsterz:

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dis fuckin bitch

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when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

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trinketsabernathy:

Laura Benanti is my inspiration for everything

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nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

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worldfamousprofessor:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

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gabifresh:

take no shit 2014

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fineapplepizza:

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something

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emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

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